i am laughing so hard in today’s new york times crossword puzzle the hint was “half moon” and the answer was buttock i am laughing my moon off

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vintage and models ☯✝
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Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

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people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

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